Alka Dwivedi

I have noticed certain trends that girls follow to make guys fall head over heels in love with them. And it works! This process transcends everything. No matter what is the background of guy, how highly educated he is, what responsible or powerful position he has, no matter whether he is (in)famous, evolved or ‘unevolved’, head of a country or a sweeper, an army general or editor, intellectual or moron. Just have faith in certain procedures, and you will leave him gasping for more!
You don’t need to be beautiful, stunning, intelligent and articulate. Just being a girl will do. Girl of any age, shape, size, caste, creed or color!
1. The first and foremost thing is never have one person as a boyfriend. A little bit of competition will always make him sit up and take notice. His mind will always be filled with yours thoughts. He will come up with something and try to fill your mind with his thoughts. But don’t fall for this trap. Always put it across, he is just one among hordes of boyfriends.
2. Whenever, visit him, pretend to take care of him and his household. Scold him for being shabby or neat, whatever is the case. Don’t even think for a minute that he will resent this. Whether you are a corporate executive or typical Bahenji , he will be completely bowled over with this diaphanous wife-y act.
3. Always make him feel that he is not enough for you. You are looking for something more. You know that something extra.
4. Be generous in using your body. Its one of your lethal weapons. Don’t save this “Brahmastra” for marriage bed for whoever will be your would be.
5. If he is interested in other girls, then shower him with your phone calls and kisses. But never for a minute, let your daily routine get disturbed. He is not worth it. Continue with you goals and “other” activities.
6. Let go of your self-respect, if he is useful to you in any way. Make sure to destroy, whatever little bit of self-respect left in him.
7. Never show laxity in reminding him, what a good gal you are, and he really don’t deserve you. Actually you are doing him a favor by sticking with him.
Gals try out these cool tricks. And enjoy life. Life is too short to waste on a one single guy.

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