Thanks a lot, Sudipta, for tagging me. But this tag is a difficult one for me. Normally I donâ€™t dream while sleeping. Maybe I think about the troubled issues so often that there is nothing left in my head when I sleep. But still I have bizarre dreams, that is, whenever I have them.
- This one I dreamt recently. I heard that Congress has won the general elections with thumping majority and back to power sans it current allies. This time Soniaji is pleased to appoint a Cow ji as a Prime Minister of India, instead of Man Mohan ji. BJP, Bajrang Dal, Shiv Sena, and RSS are left speechless. They have only one condition, the Cow ji shouldnâ€™t belong to Italy or Columbia. Magazines like Outlook run screaming headlines, â€œSonia Jiâ€™s Master stroke paralyzes BJP. Rajdeep Sardesai claims that he has the longest and loudest moo from the Cow ji in an exclusive interview and as usual NDTV refutes that claim subtly and calls an expert panel to measure the moo. At the end of the year, News Channels especially CNN-IBN and NDTV are vying to award the Cow ji as â€œPerson of the yearâ€? award. Discussions are held on various news channels. People are debating the issue of appointing a bovine and not a human being. Congressmen are applauding Soniajiâ€™s decision. Congress Partyâ€™s spokespersonâ€™s main argument is that Sonia Jiâ€™s wisdom canâ€™t be questioned. Itâ€™s not for ordinary people like me and you to question her decision. BJP is educating the masses that the Cow ji’s maintenance cost would be low. Boarding, lodging and food would cost less and that will save the tax payersâ€™ money. After this point I simply woke up. Someone was calling me at my cell phone. Damn those cell phones.
- Another dream I encountered was a pleasant one. I was informed that my maid is not coming for the day. My computer table informed me and offered its services as a maid for a single day. I asked the table to make a cup of tea so that I can decide whether its services can be availed or not. In the next scene my computer table was coming towards me with a cup of tea placed on the mouse pad.
- Third dream was quite shocking for me. I saw a purple snake coming towards my sister. All of us were standing there. But unable to move. It took less than a blink of an eye and the task was done efficiently and neatly. I woke up drenched in sweat and shivering and saw her sleeping beside me. I was never so pleased to wake up from sleep in my entire life. I retold that dream to my mother and she stated that something good would happen to her. The very same day postman delivered her result and she topped in her class.
Rules of the game: the person has to write about 3 of his/her dreams which according to the person are bizarre. And then this tag must be passed onto 5 more people.